Ahhh, sometimes the stories just write them-fucking-selves. The mother-in-law of NASCAR driver Jeremy Mayfield – Lisa Mayfield – was arrested for ranting and raving while trying to break his door down … while high on methamphetamines. She also accused Mayfield of formerly cooking his own meth, a tale which is all but backed up by the fact that he was suspended by NASCAR in May for testing positive for … wait for it … METH!
Jeremy denies it, and on top of that accuses Lisa of murdering his father.
How much are fans paying to get shit-faced and watch these cars go in circles? I would assume they can stand outside of the Mayfield home for $Free.99 and have waaaay more fun. How much harder can you fucking work to nail down the NASCAR fan stereotype as 100% true? I suppose she could’ve shown up shirtless with pasty, gross breasts hanging out, and when the cops arrived she could’ve been banging the neighbor’s dog. And then Jeremy could’ve shown up and the crew for Cops could’ve arrived. And then Jeremy could’ve ended up making out with his mother-in-law. And then Jeff Gordon could’ve rode in on a unicorn.
FACT: The only part of that shit that really seems out of the question is the unicorn. And THAT is how you know the NASCAR fan stereotype is alive and well … and high as shit on meth.
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