That’s right, everyone’s favorite nicotine treats are partly to blame for an insane riot at a Kentucky prison this weekend, causing prison officials to ban smoking after multiple fires were set inside.
Now this isn’t like, “My grandpa fell asleep in the barcalounger and dropped his cigarette on the newspaper.” No, this is more, “Crazy Eddie dropped his matches in a bucket of gasoline that his wife brought in through clenched ass-cheeks and then people were hit in the face with bricks, three guys got ass-raped, and Fat Tony now breathes through his dick-hole.”
As someone who despises smoking, I think this is a great opportunity to change the warning labels on cigarette packaging.
WARNING: Smoking is harmful to your health and may cause cancer or anal prison rape.
-CNunz, Contributing Writer
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Wednesday, August 26, 2009
WHAT THE FUCKY KENTUCKY? PRISON GOES UP IN SMOKE.
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