It seems the sad tale of David Hasselhoff's booze abuse has taken another turn for the worse. His daughter, who continually calls the cops on his drunk ass, had to do it again this past weekend at their Cali home.
Of course, there is another way to look at this: Don't fucking tell David Hasselhoff how to live his life! That's Michael Knight you're talking about. The man is a superhero in Germany for his MUSICAL abilities. His job used to be to sit next to Pam Anderson. And not Pam Anderson now. Pam Anderson when her vagina was more pristine than the hands of God. And now he's the judge of "America's Got Talent." You know who's got talent? David Hasselhoff. The man magically continues to pull off getting shit-faced when the whole world is trying to stop him. Suck on that, David Blaine. So everyone, just leave the Hoff alone.... because I have him in my celebrity Death Pool. I need this.
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