From the Huffington Post comes sweet footage of a senior citizen taking out a would-be bank robber. This “old man” goes Jimmy Superfly Snuka on the bank robber in an awesome display of don’t-fuck-with-my-benjamins-ism.
You must feel like a heaping pile of FAIL after getting the crap kicked out of you by old man river. But let’s face it, he probably had a ton of Dad Strength built up. And the robber probably only had Baby-Daddy Strength, which is not as strong. And that’s not a comment on race. That’s a comment on people with ghetto strolls who rob banks.
Dad Strength comes from years of putting up with your child’s shit and trying your best to correct his/her idiotic behavior, leading to thick skin and an unconscionable amount hidden muscle. It’s almost as scary as Retard Strength.
Baby-Daddy Strength comes from sinkin’ the missile into the closest skank around, ending up on Maury for a paternity test, and then being taken to court for child support monies, generally leading to a bank heist to support said monies.
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