Wikipedia, the wildly popular user-submitted encyclopedia, has decided to add a layer of editorial review in order to provide more accuracy. And uhhh, I'm not saying I'm a liar, but if they decide to take this thing a step further and prosecute anyone for false allegations, there's a few things I'd like to apologize for, Wiki readers.
AHEM... I remorsefully admit that the below "facts" are not true:
1) “Titties” is the capital of Tunisia (but I do want to live there).
2) The average height of a Chinese person is 2’4”.
3) Governer David Patterson has been on more blind dates than anyone ever.
4) Bubble gum causes AIDS.
5) Ted Kennedy just died … of bubble gum AIDS.
6) Midgets are delivered by scarecrows, not storks.
7) Men can also get orgasms sitting on the drying machine.
(you can hop off now, Jonas Brothers)
8) Syracuse, NY is "officially" God's country (but it is).
9) The Taliban originated in New Jersey.
10) Condoms don’t work in Staten Island.
11) The Transformers movie is a documentary about RuPaul.
12) Hustler is a specialty mag for people who play dice in back-alleys.
13) Hand-jobs are legal in churches.
14) The middle finger is the official state bird of Utah.
Okay, I think that’s everything. Oh, shit …
15) “Dildo” is the Spanish term for taco (so stop ordering dildos at Taco Bell).
Yeah. Yeah, that’s everything. What the hell am I supposed to do after work now?
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