"Look that way, I'm gonna bang my non-wife!"
Rick Pitino is back at it, clearing his good name in reference to his sex scandal. To quote:
"Everything that's been printed, everything that's been reported, everything that's been breaking in the news on the day Ted Kennedy died is 100 percent a lie, a lie," Pitino said. "All of this has been a lie, a total fabrication of the truth."
Yes, it's all been a lie... except you definitely banged that woman in the back of a nasty, dirty restaurant, possibly gave her a semen-spoonful of child, and then definitely gave her money for an abortion. But everything ELSE... is totally false. "She said I gave her a back-rub. FALSE. She mentioned a kiss. NEVER HAPPENED. I reiterate... the only thing I ever did was pull out a huge dildo, bang this girl on top of a turkey club sandwich, and then make it rain sweet abortion cash all over her body."
He went on to say that "We need to get on with the important things in life ... like basketball." Really? Basketball? I mean, yeah, March Madness is the sweetest thing ever created this side of a woman, but ... shit .... maybe he's right on that one.
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