An NYC graphic designer, Sean Lynde, was recently arrested by the NYPD for methodically murdering his girlfriend’s cats after moving in with her. As in, killing 4 cats over a period of 4 months.
First of all, people that kill animals are the same types that end up killing humans so this dude is obviously a loose cannon (if he’s guilty). But his girlfriend isn’t that smart, either. She adopted 4 more cats within a 2-month period of the first murders! That’s like saying, “Every time I go to Taco Bell, someone punches me in the dick … I think I’ll have a Chalupa tonight.”
Why do I have a feeling that the cats are just killing themselves because this couple is so horrible in the first place?


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