Mexico has decided to decriminalize small amounts of marijuana, heroine, cocaine, and meth. So congratulations, southern California! Now all the landscaping crews will be completely bat-shit crazy by the time they get to your hedges.
Really, Mexico? Things are going so well down there that this is your best move?
Let’s picture countries as women. America might be a brunette with cowboy boots and denim jeans (and if we’re being completely honest, she’s probably 35 pounds overweight and knows all the local Walmart employees by their first names).
Spain: Hottie with jet-black hair and a gorgeous accent.
France: Skinny. Pit-hair. Cigarette. Fuck-you accent. Afraid of war.
You see what’s happening here? Each woman is different, and some are better than others. But none of them have a damn thing to worry about, because Miss Mexico is a toothless, hairless, meth-addicted freak-show (also known as “Joba Chamberlain’s mother”).
-Witty Digz, CNunz- Contributing Writer
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