As Michael Vick gets better with each practice, teams like the Broncos, Panthers, and Falcons are starting to worry. In fact, every team with an animal mascot is metaphorically shitting their pants.
One Panthers Defenseman, who prefers to remain anonymous, believes it’s only a matter of time before Vick tries to kill again. “Man, he done fucked them dogs up. As a Panther, I have to be worried for my safety. I’m always on the defensive these days.”
Rabid Cleveland Browns fans, known as “the Dog Pound” reportedly urinated all over the carpet upon hearing of Vick’s return to the NFL. The owner of the Browns immediately pushed their noses in the carpet, yelling, “Bad dogs! You know we don’t play the Eagles this year! Bad!”
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