Well informed, the couple tries to stop the spread of themselves to others.
Spencer Pratt reports to the world that he is withholding sex because he’s afraid that she’ll get pregnant by getting off the pill without telling him. Jesus Christ! Even Spencer knows how fucking awful it would be if these two fuck-tards procreated!
TOP 5 SIGNS YOU’RE A LOSER:
5) You refer to yourself and your wife as “Speidi.”
4) Your biggest life accomplishment is having no friends.
3) You de-friend yourself from Brody Jenner’s pussy posse. Seriously. That dude
gets ass and you could’ve had the leftovers.
2) Your wife does Playboy… without getting naked. Way to keep your dignity, Heidi.
I’d rather beat off to those Nat. Geo. pics of the African women.
1) You can’t bear the thought of creating a baby in your own likeness.
Spencer also mentions in the article that he’d love to go on a double-date with the Obamas. Honestly. FUCK YOU. What do you have in common with the president? Is your BMW black?
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