Someone's got a case of the Mondays!! Local Vershire, VT. drunkard, Nazeih Hammouri, has been arrested for stabbing his 19-year old son over a clogged toilet. Obviously, the stabbing weapon of choice was a corkscrew. Hey Nazeih, next time you’re going to get shit-faced on wine, just take the bag out of the box. If you slap someone with a huge bag of wine, it hurts. But does it leave a mark? Maybe not.
Just judging by my own levels of drunkenness, I'm assuming this guy shit-bombed the dickens out of his own toilet, completely forgot about it, blamed his son, and then cork-stabbed him. Awesome. "How's your week going? Mine SUCKS."
On the plus side for his son, many backwoods drunks probably stab their children with their penises instead of actual weapons.
So congratulations to you, Nazeih’s son, on not being banged by your father! Cheers!
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