In Paris, a Muslim club soccer team Creteil Bebel, has refused to step on the field against the Paris Foot Gay squad, citing religious issues.
Man, way to give up a sure-fire W, Creteil Bebel. You’re playing a full team of light-in-the-loafer lispers who spent the whole pre-season picking out the PERFECT design elements for a FABULOUS team “costume.”
As Biggie once said, “Religion and sports don’t mix, like two dicks.” Or something to that affect. The point is, what does your belief in your God have to do with winning the playoffs?! If you really want to prove that you hate homosexuals, get out there and post a shutout. This is just like when the opposing high school team has a female wrestler and the guy on your team refuses to wrestle her, “because it’s not fair.” You’re afraid to lose to gay ball-kickers!
Creteil Bebel, you might not believe that one relationship should ever involve two dicks, but your actions make your team look like one big bunch of pussies.
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