Sylvia Tagle, a teacher in Miami Lakes, Florida, was put on probation after she spiked an autistic student’s soda with hot sauce. She had also been accused of pulling a student’s hair and not changing soiled diapers. Well, Satan, err, Sylvia, now that your iron fist reign on Autistics has come to an end, I just want to give you some fun, whimsical choices to keep your days light and your smiles plentiful.
1) What time does the retard class start? I’d recommend giving the ones that can stand wedgies, and just pushing the ones in wheel chairs down stairs.
2) Although banging a younger student is clearly a cliché for teachers in the south these days, you could really set a new precedent by banging a blind 9-year old, or at least letting him play “Who’s in My Mouth” with you.
3) Ever need extra cash? Start a babysitting service, and then when the parents leave just shake the shit out of them.
4) Punch your grandfather, or someone that looks real old.
5) Chop a puppy’s head off.
6) In the ultimate revenge on the Autism-loving sons-of-bitches, have your own children.
TAKE THAT AUTISM! SYLVIA DON’T NEED YOU!
This list could go on for centuries, and I welcome readers’ additional thoughts in the comments section.
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