A Pennsylvania woman who was married to an exotic pet dealer was mauled to death by a black bear last weekend. Is it too late to nominate this guy for Husband Of the Year?
Listen buddy. If you want to deal exotic animals … if that’s your fuckin’ thing … then do it yourself. This isn’t landscaping. You’re not asking her for helping planting daffodils. You’re asking your wife to clean shit out of a Black Fucking Bear’s cage. What, you just couldn’t miss the 5 p.m. news that day?? Carburetor needed cleaning? Well now you have to clean the bear cage, and it’s a little messier than it was before. Ya know, cuz it’s got your wife’s body all over it.
Bookmark this on Delicious
No comments:
Post a Comment