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Monday, August 10, 2009

"HEY BABY, WANNA COME BACK TO MY PLACE?"

A few days old, but you must know about this if you missed it. A minister in Sweden has been defrocked due to public information coming out about his dating site profile. Highlights include telling women that:

-"You look like a bearded lady."

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"You look really drab and dreary. You probably have to pay for sex."

The guy was also drunk at the time. Dude, who cares that you got the heave-ho? You are destined for comedy fame! And probably a life full of loneliness if you don't work on your game. So there are two ways to think about this.

#1- thank god this is a normal minister who has normal urges and is going after women instead of preying on little boys.

#2- You idiot! You're on a dating site to get laid and/or find a lifelong companion. You've got to come up with a better line than "You like like a bearded lady." Sadly, replacing the word "bearded" with "disgusting" is already an upgrade. This is a dating fail at its finest.

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